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2 my bff jill If the day presents itself that we are no longer friends, when this song comes on, think of me.

Leaf through old photos, and sneer at our stupid faces--roll your eyes at my yellow teeth, frown at my double chin.
Oh, go on, be free-- this song should remind you of how, all I cared about was Saturday nights, word counts, and how tight his jeans were.
Visit new places, meet new people: A friend with a cleft chin, a fear of needles, and a penchant for vinyl records.
Everytime this song comes on, I promise I will loathe how we rolled the windows down, arched against the seatbelts, threw our hands up:

"Damn, man, I love this song."

You're b2 my bff jill by `Comrade-Kelly

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The Life Expectancy of a Fly-- The room smells of tabasco sauce, limes, and stale flesh--
if you allow passion to dry, if you let ardour congeal--

I am a fly on the wall;
I have known you all my life.
Your face hidden beneath lush rolls of fat--
you're suckling at the tender part of her belly,
flesh that sunlight has never roamed:

You are a young gentleman caller,
and I am a fly that knew you.
She is a whale in wolf's skin--
you like her laugh and her breasts
remind you of the lack of infrastructure in your homeland.

In the memory,
I think of you as dung,
as sweet nectars found in garbage--

In present,
you are just a deathtrap.
I'd call you a stranThe Life Expectancy of a Fly-- by `Comrade-Kelly

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cathARTsis II contest resultsThe second ever cathARTsis contest from :devItDoesNotHaveMe: has come to a close!

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Comrade-Kelly's First Anniversary CSS Contest!:devComrade-Kelly: first anniversary CSS contest!

Kelly needs a new pair of shoes, and some CSS!

This contest is to celebrate my first full year here on deviantART, and I am inspired mainly by the events that took place, which EXPLODED my interest in the website!

Once upon a time, there was a Weekend to End Breast Cancer! And I remember distinctly being fascinated with the deviant unity, and the numerous topical deviations that were stunning. I loved seeing people work together to plan an event, and I loved being one of the seemingly insignificant gears that helped it run. Merely providing a presence, talking, meeting other deviants, and p

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Nov 29, 2008, 11:45:12 AM by `Comrade-Kelly
Literature / Poetry / General Poetry / Free Verse

You are a fountain;
babbling,
gorgeous,
expectant.

You are a fountain;
a constant circulation of water,
a rupture of life,
a sanction of deferred dreams.

I find your flow to be sincere,
your stones solid.

I am a shooting star;
distant,
audacious,
disconsolate.

I am a shooting star;
soaring without purpose,
destination unknown,
I'm going out west.

You are a fountain;
I drop pennies and think of you.

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Journal Entry: Wed Nov 25, 2009, 11:00 AM

I hope everyone is well.

Miss you guys.

While having a conversation with ~JeskaBot and `mykel about how to destroy people, I drew this:

Time passes, but nothing has changed!

Have good Thanksgivings!

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`Comrade-Kelly's Frequently Asked Questions

1. ur rlly fien, A/S/L?
19 | Chick | MD

2. wat do u do in ur fre tiem?
Drink out of the carton, read, attempt to grow the world's sweetest 'stache, and write (sometimes.)

3. y u on dA?
A long, long time ago someone asked me to make an account and idle in a room. I did. I'm still idling.

4. Hey, you sound awesome. I want a piece of that:
You can find me on dAmn, unless, I'm...not...there? But, I respond well to notes! On dAmn, you can find me peddling chat in #treefort, #skinART, and the like. And if you just want to generally shoot the breeze with me, hit me up in #devART.

5. is it still tru u got the sweetest motherflippin' @$$?
Lemme check (this may take a while)...
Affirmative.

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Interests: Happiness.
Favourite movie: Monsters, Inc.
Favourite band or musician: Brand New | Thursday
Favourite genre of music: Sweet beats.
Favourite poet or writer: Ludacris.
Shell of choice: Snail.
Skin of choice: Lamb.
Favourite game: Twister.
Favourite cartoon character: Mr. Mustachio.
Personal Quote: "Curse this inevitable betrayal!"
Tools of the Trade: My heart.

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<3

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Behold, the light that travels into space.

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Need a life?

I `distancexkills but the distance x really kills me!
_{<3 Zoey}

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Happy birthday!

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One of your fabulous Community Volunteers!

*birthdays Dec 17, 2011

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

It's December 17^th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team

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This birthday greeting was brought to you by: `Caektiems} | Happy Birthday, Kelly <3

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_{Hello!
Happy early birthday!
I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true!}

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`evilsyndicatemember Sep 14, 2011 Hobbyist Photographer

KELLAY! D:<

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You draw very cute!!! ^-^
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Kellay. <33

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