This was stupid.

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Indiana Jones hates snakes.

You're all kinds of amazing.

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I wish I knew how.

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Fix it.

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Indiana Jones hates snakes.

You broke it.

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It doesn't work.

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[link]

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Oh, man.
I've had to go into men's bathrooms when there are long lines to the girl's. It's funny.
Also, one time, I was like in a thought cloud and I walked into a bathroom, and I'm looking around, and thinking, "Man, did the girl's bathroom get dirtier? Why are the walls different?" And then this guy walks up behind me, and he's like, "Hey." And goes to a stall, and it toook me ten seconds to process and turn around and run out.

Although, I was at this party on this campus with co-ed dorms, and my guy friend was throwing up in the bathroom, and I went to check on him. And this guy comes in to shower, and he's just wearing a towel. And I'm like, "Oh. Do you care if I'm here?"
And he's like, "Nope."
It was totally 2am or something too. Lol.

Lol, I rambled!

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Sometimes I'm in the men's bathroom. You can't go in there though

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Indiana Jones hates snakes.

You're right. I don't look either here nor there. I'm always looking everywhere for you.
I'll make sure to keep an eye out.

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Here and there. Where you never look.

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Where you been all my life? <3

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KELLY BELLY!!!

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Lol!

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oh snap! happy 9,999 pageviews son!

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Ha! Word.

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<3 Heyyyy fly boy. :]

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Man, my existential void just called, and it said, "Hey, that `Jon-Law guy is way hot."

And I'm like, "Totes, pero he's def shackin' up."

And it was like, "Shit, son."

And I'm like, "Like, like, yeah. "

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sup kelly. I like your existential void.

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There's a whole secret cult of them.

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<3

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